The Movie Binge

Introducing Brontoburger

Hello, this is Brontoburger aka Zerk Turdner signing on for duty. OK, now that you know my fake and double fake name I can relax...

They say summer is a great time for movies. Of course, the 'they' in this case are people who roll their eyes at movies about incest and love Kurt Russell.

OK, I don't mean 'people,' I meant myself. Kurt Russell has been my personal Jesus since Big Trouble in Little China. I love the summer movie gems, and I'm not at all disappointed when the gem turns out to be cubic zirconium. Shiny things are still entertaining. Here's my goal for the summer binge. I want to find the sublime, the shiny if you will, in each summer flick and pass it on, and to stop sweating.